Whenever you stare into the abyss, an attractive Mister Rogers Halloween costume stares again

Halloween is a cold-weather vacation when the nation’s faculty youth refuse to put on pants, as if risking hypothermia have been the one solution to get laid. Some want the innocent previous requirements, like attractive cats and devils — however there’s additionally an important darkness on this season, too. Within the age of the Web, there’s a grotesque starvation for brand new abominations. There may be nothing so healthful, so good, so pure, that the Web can not corrupt it. And so we provide the attractive Mister Rogers costume.

Behold the repressed Freudian nightmare that’s lingerie retailer Yandy’s “Nicest Neighbor”:

There he stands, the consolation of your childhood, Fred Rogers, with camel toe. The costume comes with a excessive collar and plunging neckline, to higher draw consideration to your tv grandfather’s breasts.

Why would anybody do such a factor? Who stands to realize, besides maybe the nation’s psychiatrists?

The reply is lingerie and costume firm Yandy. Final yr, Yandy astonished the Web with their attractive Handmaid from The Handmaid’s Story. The outcry was swift and brutal, and Yandy rapidly yanked “Sizzling Pink Ma” from the cabinets. However that did nothing to conquer the evil, and the evil has returned with a brand new fall assortment.

A number of the different new costumes are much less horrifying, partially as a result of they’re so badly conceived. The “Attractive Tariff” gown is meant to court docket controversy round Trump’s commerce wars, however it’s only a dollar-bill sample stamped with the phrase “Tariff.” If that single entendre wasn’t sufficient, maybe you’d like a hamburger gown with a hat that claims “Plant primarily based?” That’s proper, Yandy has two completely different appears to be like that require writing explaining themselves. One closing sad little accident is the Bob Ross costume, which has extra materials within the afro than the remainder of the outfit mixed.

Costs begin at $36.95 and go up from there, with the Nicest Neighbor retailing at $59.95. There are additionally a lot of the important props, like hand puppets and a gray wig, packaged individually as extras. Save the kids and your childhood by possibly going for a unique look this October 31st.