eight of the Most Hilarious Jokes From Alec Baldwin’s Comedy Central Roast

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Good ole clear enjoyable!

On Sunday night time, Alec Baldwin was the focal point for Comedy Central’s annual roast. And this 12 months’s honoree did not disappoint when he bought as much as the rostrum and poked enjoyable at his friends, which included his daughter Eire Baldwin, Blake Griffin, Caitlyn Jenner, Ken Jeong, Nikki Glaser, Robert De Niro and plenty of, many others.

Nonetheless, it was Glaser and Griffin who stole the present throughout tonight’s knee-slapping roast. “Robert De Niro, I can not imagine I get to share this stage with you, and by that I imply the ultimate considered one of your life,” the Trainwreck star and comic quipped.

Later that night time, she added, “Alec, you have had 4 youngsters with Hilaria [Baldwin], which is unimaginable, as a result of is not your s—n simply oatmeal at this level? Oh, Robert simply bought excited after I stated ‘oatmeal!'”

Furthermore, the NBA participant knocked it out of the park with joke after joke.

His most memorable? “On behalf of the whole NBA and half the rappers on the Billboard charts, thanks for giving your daughters daddy points,” he stated. Ouch! Roast Grasp Sean Hayes had everybody within the room crying tears of laughter together with his roasts of the night time.

In case you weren’t in a position to see the comedy particular on Sunday night time, check out the funniest roasts of the night time in our gallery beneath.

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Nikki Glaser

The 35-year-old comic kicked issues off and was arguably the perfect of night time. “Robert De Niro,” she started. “I can not imagine I get to share this stage with you, and by that I imply the ultimate considered one of your life.” Later, she added, “Alec, you have had 4 youngsters with Hilaria [Baldwin], which is unimaginable, as a result of is not your s—n simply oatmeal at this level? Oh, Robert simply bought excited after I stated ‘oatmeal!'”

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Sean Hayes

Contemplating Hayes was the Roast Grasp of the night time, it solely is smart he would make this listing. Staring issues off, he stated, “No offense, Blake [Griffin], however I am a greater ball handler than you.” Later that night time, he poked enjoyable at Baldwin. “It is true, Alec had a substance abuse drawback previously, however he labored via it and hasn’t carried out something of substance in 20 years.”

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Blake Griffin

The shock hit of the night time was the 30-year-old star, who made everybody cry tears of laughter. And sure, photographs have been fired. “On behalf of the whole NBA and half the rappers on the Billboard charts, thanks for giving your daughters daddy points.” OKURRR.

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Alec Baldwin

Seize the tissues, as a result of the 61-year-old will make you cry tears of laughter. “Sharing the highlight is my reward to all of you,” he started. However taking issues to a brand new degree, he poked enjoyable on the NBA participant, saying, “Blake, shifting from LA to Detroit is so unhappy. That solely occurs when a prostitute’s physique is shipped again to her household.”

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Robert De Niro

The legendary actor did not thoughts poking enjoyable at himself tonight. “After tonight, Rocky and Bullwinkle will not be the worst factor I’ve ever carried out,” he quipped. He additionally teased Caitlyn Jenner and stated, “Comedy Central would not put Caitlyn Jenner on a roast till after her transition so they might pay her 20 % much less.”

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Eire Baldwin

The 23-year-old mannequin did not maintain again and introduced up her father’s notorious voicemail. “Dad, I am Eire,” she quipped. “It is good to be right here. I nearly did not even find out about it as a result of I have not examine my voicemails from my dad from the final, like, 12 years.”

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Ken Jeong

Jeong pushed the boundaries tonight and went for it. His better of the night time? “Caroline Rhea, you appear like adel… a dell pc.” He later teased, “We’re actually right here to have a good time the actual star of 30 Rock and SNL. However let’s be trustworthy, Tina Fey stated no. Alec, no offense however you were not the star of 30 Rock and with De Niro right here, you are not even the star of your personal f–king roast.”

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Adam Carolla

Nothing was off limits and Carolla bit was proof. “Ken Jeong confirmed his d–k in The Hangover, and Ken, I have not seen a d–k that small since I took my nephew ice-fishing!”